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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 22, 2015 at 1:00PM

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Gross, man. Maybe try going home and banging a plastic vagina inside a fake flashlight like a normal person.

[via Daily News]

At Last, An Expert

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 17, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Finally I can stop wasting my time asking Yahoo Answers all of my elf sex questions.

[via Izismile]

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Extra! Extra! Grieve All About It!

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 14, 2015 at 11:00PM

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It comes for us all.  At some point. I don't know when. Actually, just don't leave the house today.

[via Radass]

She Leakin', She Soakin' Wet

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 14, 2015 at 12:00PM

And just like that, her dreams of becoming a primetime news anchor dripped onto the ground with a sickening plop.

[via YouTube]

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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 8, 2015 at 1:00PM

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He's being formally charged with three counts of chiilin' like a villain.

[via HuffPo Weird]