He has a superhuman ability to make those panties drop.
[via Cat Dumb]
If you're going to do it at least run a twinkling vein up the center. Don't half-ass it at the holidays.
[via HuffPo Weird]
Can we send this guy to whatever third world country the t-shirts are being sent to?
[via Rad Ass]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: