"You do not wanna mess with my country. I am not the one."
TONIGHT on an ALL NEW episode of Tosh.0, we get patriotic in the land of the free, and the home of the brave.
Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at 10!
Check out an all new Tosh.0 this Tuesday, when we give this lonely patriot a Web Redemption and remind you all how to never forget!
Tune in to Tosh Tuesdays at ten!
Mark Wahlberg did an interview recently with Men’s Fitness and fuck, you guys, this dude is a hero.
On being scheduled to be on one of the planes that crashed into the World Trade Center on 9/11:
“If I was on that plane with my kids, it wouldn’t have went down like it did. There would have been a lot of blood in that first-class cabin and then me saying, ‘OK, we’re going to land somewhere safely, don’t worry.’”
"And then me saying 'Who wants a Wahlburger?!?'" Oh no, wait. That's not part of the quote. I actually believe Mark though. Because did you see his hair in The Lovely Bones? Only a fucking badass can pull off that cut.
Never forget Funky Bunch.