Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Try your hand at Floyd Mayweather's Punch Out!! Who doesn't love a good hug?
- On Star Wars Day, here are the 10 worst ways to die in the Star Wars Universe. How is "a virgin" not on here?
- Here are all the masturbation statistics you'll ever need. You're touching yourselves right now, aren't you? Animals.
- McDonald's promises to change if you'll just give them one more chance. You've hurt me too many times, Ronald.
- The Spurs followed a game 7 loss to the Clippers with a drinking binge. I'll bet Tim Duncan somehow banks in his tequila shots.
- We should probably bring back topless dueling. What? I'm all about conflict resolution.
- Mondays hurt the soul. But hot girls in bed make the pants region feel nice.
- Chipotle revealed their secret guacamole recipe. Turns out it's totally regular guacamole and you're all idiots.