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No High Five For You

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 17, 2013 at 6:00PM

Hey guys brush it off and go to a bar and tell girls how much money you make. LIke you were going to do, anyway.

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Beat The Heat, Beat Your Meat

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 4, 2013 at 2:00PM

You know this started with that guy casually telling his buddy, "I swear, if the Sixers win I'll jack off right here!"

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Bosh Strikes Again

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 1, 2013 at 11:00AM

You can hate on the Heat all you want, but this man is a national treasure.

While you're here, why not take a look back at some more amazing Boshiness?

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Scarred For Life

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 29, 2013 at 1:00PM

"I have felt things that cannot be unfelt…"

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10 Majestic Sports Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 4, 2013 at 3:00PM

In professional sports, life is truly on display. We see triumph and failure, adversity and accomplishment, winners and losers. And sometimes, a picture is snapped at the exact, ideal moment to capture the true grandeur of athletic achievement. Take the ladies pictured above for example, who managed to attain Olympic glory whilst simultaneously reaching the even more elusive female orgasm. Simply magnificent.

Click below to see more moments of pure perfection in sports…
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10 Priceless Chris Bosh Moments

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 21, 2013 at 3:00PM

 

In honor of the Miami Heat's second straight NBA Championship, we felt it was an appropriate time to honor the most insanely photogenic man in professional sports.

You may not love Chris Bosh's game. Or his team. But you have got to love this dude's face. There are more amazing pictures of Bosh, sometimes intentional and sometimes not, than any other pro athlete out there. So click below and let's give this nutty bastard his due…

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