• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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Happy Thanksgiving!

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 27, 2014 at 10:00AM

Remember, 15 minutes in the oven per pound. The last thing you want is dry, mealy baby.

The blog will be back in full swing on Monday. Gobble gobble, ya dicks!

From Around the Web

Cool Urinal

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | June 9, 2014 at 5:00PM

Peeing on a Native American's vagina is a pretty specific fetish for a public restroom.

[via Unique Daily]



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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Nice Catch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 5, 2013 at 12:00PM

nice catch

Donny and Marie Osmond are looking really good for their age.

We received hundreds of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Carl Caudill II.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

And remember: To enter our next Tosh.0 Caption Challenge using your phone, and to sign up for alerts whenever the latest caption challenge begins, text PUKE to 44686. To cancel, text END to 44686.

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Nice Catch

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 1, 2013 at 4:00PM

Couples who bronze together last long together.

Think you have a better caption for this image? Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

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[photo: Thomas Neidermueller/Stringer/Getty Images]