We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.
And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.
Peeing on a Native American's vagina is a pretty specific fetish for a public restroom.
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Donny and Marie Osmond are looking really good for their age.
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Couples who bronze together last long together.
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