Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Kick off the holiday weekend with this horrendous National Anthem. Though I do like a rendition with the word 'shit' in it.
- These American families have all the pride. So much patriotism. So much hideous fabric.
- Check out this high speed go kart chase. Good luck catching him with all those CCs at his disposal.
- Florida man suing Apple, says he invented iPhone. I once sketched a flying car. So when those come out I'm gonna get real litigious.
- A robot lawyer has defeated over 160,000 parking tickets. I don't trust A.I., but I'm fine with them replacing all the lawyers.
- Research says American women have the biggest breasts. USA! USA!
- Celebrate your independence with some weekend lingerie.