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It's so obvious that she's two-faced.
So I guess Hand, Foot, and Mouth Disease is now a legitimate STD.
Sorry nice guys, the Friend Zone has no exits.
"This is my wife's shirt. Haha, just kidding, I'm single and a misogynist."
My husband just calls me this 'cause I talk a lot and compulsively give blowjobs.
[via The Chive]
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