Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Former Miss France's pole dance goes wrong. Yet another exotic dancer facing post-career brain trauma issues.
- Woman wins $120k Aston Martin on Price Is Right. How pissed is the lady who won a Kia Rio last week?
- Pizza Hut offered Kanye West a job. He does make the most innovative, genius garlic knots you've ever tasted.
- Dad tries to stop teen son from vaping by making him smoke pee. Jokes on you, Dad. He's into it.
- Ranking the douchiest guy names. Yes, you're on there. And you should be ranked higher.
- Facts about Australia that will blow your mind. I'd make fun, but it seems hypocritical when we have to account for Alabama.
- Hump Day butts for all!