• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Feeding The Whole Litter

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 26, 2016 at 11:00AM

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This statue is dedicated to fertility drugs; man's most arrogant defiance of God.

[via Catsmob]

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From Around the Web

Lovely Lady Bumps

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

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I only feel it for the articles.

[via Funniest Memes]

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10 Weird Secondhand Gems

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 19, 2016 at 3:00PM

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Thrift stores are great for two kinds of people: poor ones and ones who love weird shit. They're a wonderful glimpse in to the minds of people who are so strange, they don't even know they're being strange anymore.

Here is some stuff they've donated and actually thought other people would enjoy buying.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 5, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

Post-Cattle Cuddle

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 4, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Why buy the cow when you can sneak into the barn at night and have sex with it for free?

[via Banana]

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Just Hanging Out

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 15, 2016 at 4:00PM

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Jesus Christ – put your pants on, sir! This is a family flood!

[via Blogspot]

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