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How To: Hands Free Selfie

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 23, 2014 at 9:00PM

Just keep clenching until you get that perfect shot.

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I Have So Many Questions…

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 13, 2014 at 1:00PM

Is this some kind of elaborate statement on how they should have used a rubber?

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Big Bronze Belly

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 8, 2014 at 10:00AM

Few people realize the original concept for the Statue of Liberty was just a super pregnant naked chick with a broad sword.

[via Uber Humor]

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Kiss The Cook Or He'll Have You Killed

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 5:00PM

"What? Just because I'm part of a savagely violent terror cell doesn’t mean I can't make my girlfriend a nice, sensual bearnaise."

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Dammit, Gina!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 15, 2014 at 10:00AM

How you gonna choose tonic water when you're surrounded by delicious fruit flavors?!

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