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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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My Little Crippling Depression

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 12, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's like the toy is somehow aware it's a cheap knockoff with ridiculously thin hair.

[via LOL Snaps]

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Makes A Great Stocking Stuffer

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 11, 2014 at 8:00PM

Something tells me she didn't get the pony she asked for her birthday when she was 10.

[via Reddit]

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Well This Is Terrifying

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 23, 2012 at 1:00PM

Poor Pinky Pie. Her name has never meant more.

[Daily What via regretsy]

Hold On, WHAT?!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | January 5, 2012 at 2:00PM

EVERYTHING I'VE BELIEVED FOR THE PAST THREE DAYS HAS BEEN A LIE.

[via RatsOff!]