Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
You know, the one they give to the dangerous criminals in Con Air.
This makes it a whole lot easier to choose sides in Batman v. Superman.
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