Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Guitarist David Didonato is currently attempting to set a new world record. If he makes it past 24 hours and 18 minutes, he will officially have played the longest guitar solo ever.
Since David took the stage around 7 PM yesterday evening that means he's about to break the record very, very soon.
And when he's done, David is going to get the longest blow job ever from a groupie that doesn't realize he's asleep.
Lorne Michaels is all like, "Shit. I didn't know we could get a musical guest that doesn't even speak! We missed out."
He has the most amazing talent in the world and he uses it to play Coldplay.
Such a waste…