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This Guy Has Been Playing Guitar For 23 Hours

Posted by: Carly Hallam | May 14, 2012 at 6:00PM

Guitarist David Didonato is currently attempting to set a new world record. If he makes it past 24 hours and 18 minutes, he will officially have played the longest guitar solo ever.

Since David took the stage around 7 PM yesterday evening that means he's about to break the record very, very soon.

And when he's done, David is going to get the longest blow job ever from a groupie that doesn't realize he's asleep.

[via Gawker]

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Lana Dog Rey Is Like Lana Del Rey, But Better

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 15, 2012 at 2:00PM

Lorne Michaels is all like, "Shit. I didn't know we could get a musical guest that doesn't even speak! We missed out."

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Musicians Are Always Freaks

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | September 1, 2011 at 1:00PM

He has the most amazing talent in the world and he uses it to play Coldplay.

Such a waste…

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Musicians get all the ladies.

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Being an Amazing Musician Is a Tough Life to Lead

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