• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Not His Proudest Moment

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 21, 2016 at 10:00PM


Poor guy was probably trying to hold his breath while in the port-o-john and passed out.

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Kenny The Keg

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 12, 2016 at 10:00PM


He’ll gladly let you tap it.

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Express Lane

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 16, 2015 at 8:00PM


The possibility of getting scorned by security is a far better scenario than waiting in line for a sweltering shit box with a bladder full of cheap beer.

[via Daily Pic and Flicks]

All Of The Drugs

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 15, 2015 at 8:00PM

Getting naked and making a fool of yourself is a small price to pay to have the whole front fourteen rows to yourself.

[via Fail Blog]

Nothing To See Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 3, 2015 at 9:00PM


Do your future kid a solid, and never tell them they were conceived during a Mumford & Sons music festival set.

[via Cats Mob]