He’ll gladly let you tap it.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
The possibility of getting scorned by security is a far better scenario than waiting in line for a sweltering shit box with a bladder full of cheap beer.
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Getting naked and making a fool of yourself is a small price to pay to have the whole front fourteen rows to yourself.
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Do your future kid a solid, and never tell them they were conceived during a Mumford & Sons music festival set.
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You're going to jail. JK! JK! JK! No seriously you're going to jail.