• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

Throwback Thursday

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 29, 2016 at 6:00PM

Each week we'll give you the gift of a Tosh.0 Classic.

Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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Bicycle Banger

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 23, 2016 at 11:00AM

Can't tell if he's rocking out or if he's got bees in his hair.

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This Talented Flautist Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 20, 2016 at 12:00PM

Check out others that deserve fame.

White people can make almost anything worse.

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Squeeze Out A Tune

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 3:00PM

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I've always found a shit goes easier when accompanied by a little Chopin.

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A Coma About Nothing

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 12, 2016 at 3:00PM

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He just had to find out if George ever got in a good comeback for that shrimp joke.

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