Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This parrot laughs like a super villain. And I apparently have the mind of a child because I can't stop watching.
- This new service will handle your break up for you. Do they handle that one last relapse bang, too?
- Don't get drunk and chase bears through the woods with a hatchet. Unless you want to have an awesome time.
- Here are the top 10 TV theme songs from the 90's. The absence of Darkwing Duck is nothing short of a crime against humanity.
- Check out these hot girls in hats. I'm told there are hats in these pictures.
- Drunk girl attempts sexy mugshot. This doesn't read "sexy" so much as "I'm going to throw up really soon."
- A San Fran McDonald's is the center of a massive hallucinogen trade. I've always wanted to order a quarter pounder from a talking dragon in a headset.