Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- This might be the sexiest video on YouTube. The simplicity of it!
- A deer plowed through a bus window and lived to tell his deer friends about it.
- An inmate is suing Taco Bell for stealing his idea for the Doritos Locos shell. I believe him because if I were in jail I'd be coming up with great Doritos inventions as well.
- This power lift is 100% beast mode. Russia.
- What happens to the losing team's championship shirts? You will not be surprised by this.
- Don't be afraid of love!! God dammit this is a good video.
- Rihanna LOVES fingering herself. What! That's what her shirt says!
- A man robbed a store. His defense is that the store's called Finders Keepers. Fair argument, case dismissed.
- A dog is crying while watching Mufasa die in The Lion King. I feel you, bro.
- And a shopping cart fail compilation. It's as if the only thing they're good for is holding your groceries.
[photo via Barstool]