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Optimus Prime Is The New Kim K

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Their lube is WD-40.

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So, They're Just Rentals?

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 7, 2014 at 1:00PM

These things played a huge part in driving Blockbuster Burrito right out of business.

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Batman In Classic Christmas Movies

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | December 17, 2013 at 10:00AM

The only one that's missing is Elf. "Batman the elf what's your favorite color? Mine's black."

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This Nic Cage Costume Will Haunt Your Dreams

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 26, 2013 at 4:00PM

But no worse than any of his last 10 films. Maybe 15.

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Bitches Love Me

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 23, 2013 at 5:00PM

Ever since he starred in "Marley and Me" groupie ass is straight up begging to be sniffed.

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