If you want to look tough, maybe give up the pastels and headbands.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
We're gonna need a bigger bed.
If you have a discerning palette, do the opposite of everything he suggests.
Shhh Netflix, you had me at "taco".
[via Bro My God]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
If the voice actor thing doesn't work out, this kid could totally be a Pablo Francisco impressionist. And there's definitely a future in that.
[via Barstool Sports]
I went to IMDb to find out more about this movie and the #1 "Plot Keyword" is "Anal Penetration"…
Sounds like my kinda flick.
Also, why does IMDb have "Anal Penetration" as a possible plot keyword?
On last night's Kimmel, he revealed a 9-minute trailer for the greatest film of all time.
It's a lot like Tosh.0's Perfect Internet Video. But with 100% more famous people. And slightly less puke.
[via The DW]
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