Wouldn't drinking some laced Kool-Aid be easier?
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Think of all the money I'd save if my dates only ate baby food.
At least these two gave Cubs fans something exciting to watch for once.
Shhh Netflix, you had me at "taco".
[via Bro My God]
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
If the voice actor thing doesn't work out, this kid could totally be a Pablo Francisco impressionist. And there's definitely a future in that.
[via Barstool Sports]
I went to IMDb to find out more about this movie and the #1 "Plot Keyword" is "Anal Penetration"…
Sounds like my kinda flick.
Also, why does IMDb have "Anal Penetration" as a possible plot keyword?
On last night's Kimmel, he revealed a 9-minute trailer for the greatest film of all time.
It's a lot like Tosh.0's Perfect Internet Video. But with 100% more famous people. And slightly less puke.
[via The DW]
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