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What A Deal

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

Wonder if they’ll trade me straight up for my Child’s Play: Bride Of Chucky inspired Ford Escort?

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All Dogs Go To The Bargain Bin

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 1, 2014 at 1:00PM

In heaven it's like you never euthanized his mother or cut off his balls.

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And Now, An Impression Of Your Girlfriend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

Suddenly I Feel Like My Boyfriend's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.

Previously: How Could You Do This, Kristen?!

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Optimus Prime Is The New Kim K

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Their lube is WD-40.

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What’s Going On With Joaquin's Forehead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

I saw a leprechaun but some of my higher friends saw a Ninja Turtle.

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