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And Now, An Impression Of Your Girlfriend

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

Suddenly I Feel Like My Boyfriend's Ugly And Bad In Bed, in theaters Valentine's Day 2015.

Previously: How Could You Do This, Kristen?!

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Optimus Prime Is The New Kim K

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 25, 2014 at 2:00PM

Their lube is WD-40.

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What’s Going On With Joaquin's Forehead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 19, 2014 at 2:00PM

I saw a leprechaun but some of my higher friends saw a Ninja Turtle.

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Who Can Take A Sunrise, Sprinkle It With Dew?

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 7, 2014 at 12:00PM

If there's one thing Grandpa Joe will get out of bed for, it's Dick Butt.

BONUS JOKE: "So all I want you to do is get hold of just one Dick Butt and bring it to me so that I can find the secret formula." -Arthur Slugworth

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Kirsten Dunst Is Stunning

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2014 at 11:00AM

I heard they smeared peanut butter all over Tobey Maguire's face to get the shot.

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