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Near Miss

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 31, 2015 at 6:00PM

ChamagneFacial

Is that champagne or is this R. Kelly's annual backyard BBQ?

[via Gboooo]

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From Around the Web

It Can't Leaf

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 8, 2015 at 12:00PM

tbarf

This is the poor tree that looks into your parents' bedroom window day after day.

[via Echtlustig]

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Refreshing Dip

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 7, 2015 at 6:00PM

And now he knows what a mouthful of West Nile tastes like.

[via The Chive]

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Post-Banana Nap

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 6, 2015 at 5:00PM

blowie

I don't remember them saying anything about fruit at the sexual harassment seminar.

Just ask Warped Brownlee.

[via TC Mag]

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We're All Gonna Die

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 6, 2015 at 12:00PM

throat

It's a sad day for anyone who isn't a jellyfish.

[via Radass]

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