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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 26, 2016 at 12:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Not the first time he's felt a little prick on his tongue.

We received a lot of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

We picked the caption above from a comment left by Michael Holmes.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post and also, do better.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]

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Stuck On You

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 25, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Everyone knows it's easier to suck without teeth anyways.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Stinging Snack

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 22, 2016 at 4:00PM

Members From Sniper Force Eat Scorpions In Yantai

Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla.

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Tomohiro Ohsumi/Stringer/Getty Images]

Tight-Lipped

Posted by: Rachel Callman | August 12, 2016 at 2:00PM

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Well, that's what you get when you talk through an entire episode of The Bachelorette.

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Subway Sucker

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 11, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Let's not judge, maybe he's teething.

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