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10 Spectacular And Totally NSFW Sex Toys

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 22, 2014 at 3:00PM

It's a fact, everybody likes sex. Except your girlfriend (BURN!). But seriously folks, we've got to get our jollies somehow. They say "different strokes for different folks," right? Well these sensual products, like the toothy blowjob in a can pictured above, can definitely offer you some different strokes.

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Because Who Needs A Face?

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

"Yes, he's eaten two of my children, but I can't stay mad at Mr. Chuckles."

[via Acid Cow]

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10 People Who Know How To Eat

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 15, 2014 at 3:00PM

Honestly, what's better than eating? Spending time with loved ones? Please. A good book? Stop lying, you pretentious dick. Sex? Maybe… sometimes. When it comes down to it, good food equals good life. And these people are straight up living right.

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Neon Money Shot

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 14, 2014 at 11:00AM

Check out this promotional still from the set of 'How To Drain Your Dragon.'

[via Izismile]

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The Best Part Of Waking Up

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 8, 2014 at 5:00PM

Don't make it weird. This is an economical way to save on coffee.

[via LOL Hehehe]

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