• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    She smells like a winner.

  • #TBT

    Every day is Whiskey Wednesday if you lose enough brain cells.

Tosh.0 Blog

Extra Protein

Posted by: Rachel Callman | July 27, 2016 at 4:00PM

fry

"Excuse me, waiter, but my mouse fetus seems to be completely raw."

[via TCMag]

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From Around the Web

Creepy Kiddie Robot Rickshaw

Posted by: TK Kelly | July 8, 2016 at 11:00AM

Full disclosure, that might just be an arthritic child in a Minnie Mouse costume.

[via YouTube]

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Terror On The Pitch

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 24, 2016 at 1:00PM

ScaredRonaldo

Cristiano Ronaldo is a master impressionist. This is, "cartoon elephant sees a mouse."

[via Twitter]

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Discount Disney

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2016 at 12:00PM

discountdisney

The monorail is a windowless white van and Cinderella’s Castle is a double wide trailer owned by a lady named Tammy Lynn.

[via Ultra Funny Pics]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 7, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: