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    Small Fry

    Squirrels are well-known for their bushy tails and their emotional eating.

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    How could a grown man's obsession with high school kids end badly?

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Discount Disney

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 24, 2016 at 12:00PM

discountdisney

The monorail is a windowless white van and Cinderella’s Castle is a double wide trailer owned by a lady named Tammy Lynn.

[via Ultra Funny Pics]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 7, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

10 Things That Look Just Like Vaginas

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 16, 2015 at 3:00PM

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Well Playboy, are you happy now? You've taken our nudes and now we're forced to look at these imposter vaginas. It's all very confusing – some of these food items are making my stomach horny.

I won't even tell you what the rest of these lady part doppelgangers have me feeling. Show full post

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armpit

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elbow

italian ice

knee

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potato

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wallet

News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 15, 2015 at 1:00PM

SubwayMouseNews

"At least the mouse wasn't fucking any children." – Subway PR

[via NY Daily News]

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Not My Type

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 25, 2015 at 10:00AM

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Only a rich person would want to eat a cute reminder of what the rest of our daily 9-5 lives are like.

[via Echtlustig]

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bun

butter

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keyboard

mouse

powdered sugar

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