You knew the risks when you dusted off the Jumanji box.
So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
When you're mad at him, but not mad enough to pay Uber surge pricing.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"This way if we go down you'll protect Daddy's spine from the pavement."
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Turns out that leftover bolt wasn't just an extra one the bike came with.