Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- 2Chains explains why marijuana should be legal to Nancy Grace. Now can someone explain to her that she should shut her mouth because the noises that come out of it physically hurt me.
- Ikea is brainwashing you. I think we all probably assumed that already.
- Finally a Cosby accusation within statute of limitations. Finally the bastard might get a week of house arrest in his mansion. Yay, justice.
- Bouncy lady parts. If it jiggles, it's in one of these gifs.
- Dumb questions from Sex Ed students. You should probably read it to make sure you don't ever ask them.
- Five super expensive restaurants. Are you really rich? Do you like food? Are you single? *wink*
- Bethanny Frankel is developing a Skinnygirl weed that won't cause munchies. Guess she's never heard of cocaine.
- In this language people say yes by sucking in air. Motorboating your lips means "I like chicken."