The obesity problem in the USA would be nonexistent if everyone had a clown chasing them.
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True motivation lies in the moment you’re about to be passed by a man wearing a dildo on his head.
Fitness Tip: Stair Master resistance levels go from 1-Swagger.
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She may not have tons of money for expensive presents, but she is rich in cats.