Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Thinking about all the personal records I broke in high school "exercising" my arm.
The obesity problem in the USA would be nonexistent if everyone had a clown chasing them.
[via The Chive]
True motivation lies in the moment you’re about to be passed by a man wearing a dildo on his head.