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Safety First, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | February 28, 2015 at 2:00PM

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A gift worth thinking about if your mom recently joined Tinder.

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How About A Manicure Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m sorry but I don’t want my mom bragging to her friends that her son gave her a facial for Mother’s Day.

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Cool Mother's Day Card

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Well you're a pigeon and that makes me not want to touch you because you're a disgusting, disease-riddled rat with wings that lives off other people's french fries.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 12, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Happy Mother’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

Did I just ruin it? Sorry, I'm terrible at holidays.

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