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How About A Manicure Instead?

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I’m sorry but I don’t want my mom bragging to her friends that her son gave her a facial for Mother’s Day.

[via Bro My God]

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Cool Mother's Day Card

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | July 24, 2014 at 4:00PM

Well you're a pigeon and that makes me not want to touch you because you're a disgusting, disease-riddled rat with wings that lives off other people's french fries.

[via The Chive]

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 12, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

[video via Tastefully Offensive]

Happy Mother’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

Did I just ruin it? Sorry, I'm terrible at holidays.

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

Click here for more mothers who may not really deserve a day… Show full post

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