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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 12, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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Happy Mother’s Day

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 11, 2014 at 12:00PM

Did I just ruin it? Sorry, I'm terrible at holidays.

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

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10 Awful Mother's Day Presents To Make Her Regret Giving Birth To You

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 10, 2013 at 3:00PM

Yes, it's almost here: Mother's Day. Are you tired of pandering to your poor old mom with gifts she'll actually like? Flowers? Gift cards? Jewelry? Snoozefest 5000! Why not get her a gift that says how you really feel? You know, like "Fuck you for putting me on this terrible planet," or "I hate student loans and I hate you, you old hag!"

That's why we've compiled a list of 10 awful Mother's Day presents that will make her cross her legs and yearn for a retroactive abortion. Gifts like "Bacon Candle" (above) and "Back Hair Shaver" (below.)

 

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Click below for more truly terrible Mother's Day gift ideas!

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 9, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

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