Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Mother's Day breakfast in bed disaster. I'm sorry but this is perfect.
- A big booty mantis. Yeah, you heard me.
- Solange attacked Jay Z at the Met Gala. Poor, jealous Solange.
- Censored beach volleyball. Get it? Like they're naked.
- Dancing bats because it's Monday and who cares.
- 11 best breakfast beers. Now you're talking.
- Sexy girls in sports bras! Sweatin!
- Emily whatsherface in body paint for SI. Niiiiice.
- Miley Cyrus grinding on sex dolls. Sweet concert.
- And 7 psychotic girlfriends. Read the signs, guys! Look out for crazy eyes!
[video via Tastefully Offensive]