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Typical Mom Shorts

Posted by: Josh Keown | July 10, 2014 at 10:00PM

The wedgie obviously turns these into crack-cocaine shorts.

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10 Moms Who Care

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 9, 2014 at 3:00PM

Mother's Day is nearly here! And what better way to celebrate the woman whose vagina you mercilessly ravaged than to point out all the moms who haven't quite done the amazing job she did?

Basically, if she's hasn't permanently damaged your psyche, and she's never peed on your head, she's coming out on top in this one.

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Extra Love & Support On The Side

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 30, 2014 at 1:00PM

It's always nice when the mother of your child sees eye to eye with the lady you bang when you're sick of her.

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Just Putting The Offer Out There

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 5, 2014 at 8:00PM

For anyone interested his sperm has a Yelp page.

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Proud Indeed

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 26, 2014 at 10:00PM

Fun biological fact I just made up: Mother's breast sag at the rate of first born's foot growth.

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