Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this guy get way too excited for cow sex on live TV. We gotta make some beef! I am rock hard right now!
- Supreme Court rules gay couples nationwide have the right to marry. Quick, someone make a super-original joke about how they have the right to be as miserable as the rest of us.
- Here's a map of the drunkest US states in the summer. Shine on, West Virginia.
- Does this cloud look like Michael Jackson? Not unlike the King of Pop, that lightning storm scared a lot of little boys.
- This guy convinced a bunch of people he was drafted by the Utah Jazz last night. Sorry, girls who had a threesome with him.
- A pool-dwelling diarrhea-inducing parasite is increasing in numbers. Nothing helps you get that svelte summer body like a chronic case of the shits.
- Check out the legs on these girls. Feel free to peruse their other body parts while you're at it.