Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Kim Kardashian's fine ass. Say what you will about her, but damn.
- A guy farted on a bratty kid. Story time!
- 15 scary texts. Can you spot the Tosh writer in this list?
- Man wins $200k betting on his 18-month old grandson. When he says he loves his grandson, he means it.
- 25 hottest Halloween costumes girls wear. Can't believe sexy lime wedge didn't make the cut.
- A ghost was caught on camera. Ahh! Spooky.
- 39 crazy straws. Sour straws make the best straws, obviously.
- A dog eating sushi. Does he live in LA?
- 10 people who claim to be monsters or aliens. Spoiler alert: they aren't.
- And 39 girl's POV. I'm bringing sexy back. (Yeah.)
[still via Kim's Instagram]