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It Was Her Destiny

Posted by: Josh Keown | November 18, 2014 at 9:00PM

At this point she should go all in and replace the ā€œsā€ in her name with a dollar sign.

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The Struggle Is Real

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 13, 2014 at 4:00PM

How 'bout you sell the $2,000 computer you forgot to crop out of the photo and buy yourself a nice meal.

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It's Not Like He's Made Of Money

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 4, 2014 at 10:00AM

Oh, he is? Nevermind. Go ahead and ask for a pony for your birthday.

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True Entrepreneurial Spirit

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 9, 2014 at 9:00PM

At least one out of these three tests sold will lead to an appearance on the Maury show.

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Pablo Escobark

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 30, 2014 at 11:00AM

Who's a good boy? Who's my fluffy buddy? Who's quietly heading up an international drug cartel? You are! Yes you are!

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