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Emergency Withdrawal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | June 24, 2015 at 4:00PM

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The EMT just told him the ER vending machine only takes cash.

[via TC Mag]

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From Around the Web

Slingin' Aged Cheddar

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 22, 2015 at 11:00AM

OldLadyRain

When you lived through the Dust Bowl, you understand the importance of making it rain.

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Final Notice

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 14, 2015 at 2:00PM

oweme

Wow, Michael’s bank is really aggressive.

[via Izismile]

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Panhoundler

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2015 at 11:00AM

Don't waste your money, he's just going to spend it all on Beggin' Strips and whores.

[via Catsmob]

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Any Of You Guys Remember My PIN?

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

He stood there for thirty minutes trying to get $40 and a fresh beer.

[via Funny Or Die]

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