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Mix That Hi-C With Some Dom Perignon

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 18, 2014 at 2:00PM

Aw, Big Sean packed Ariana her lunch today!

[via Izismile]

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Strip Club Remorse

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 27, 2014 at 5:00PM

"I mean, she's hot. But she isn't 'forget the twenty-five dollar ATM fee I just paid' hot."

[via Spynet]

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eyes

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Cute Change Purse

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 11, 2014 at 8:00PM

“Wait a minute. This isn’t my contact lens.”

[via Izismile]

That's A Very Nice Coffee Table

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 5, 2014 at 10:00AM

I'll give you twenty dollars for it.

[via The Chive]

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Thighs Makin’ It Rain

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 3, 2014 at 10:00PM

Just a friendly reminder that you’re having sex with a prostitute.

[via Ghetto or Ghetto Fabulous?]