Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Rowlf from the Muppets covers Biz Markie. More like Biz Bark-ie! Right guys? Hello?
- Tips to help the east coast prep for blizzard 2015. Step 1. Buy reliable vehicle. Step 2. Drive it to Los Angeles and never look back.
- Buddha quotes for your breakup. Wow, I can't believe Buddha once said "Trust no bitch."
- Three-boobed woman gets DUI. Can't believe she would make a bad decision.
- Your e-cigs are probably full of cancer, too. Taste the formaldehydey goodness.
- A certain emotional rapper may have solicited a porn star on Instagram. That's so Rake.
- It's Monday, you should stay in bed. Preferably with a gorgeous woman, if possible.
- Watch this bro bro out at the Winter Bro Games.