Totally worth having a baby with a flat head.
Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
"One day you'll be big and overpriced and you'll have your very own douchebag to drive around."
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Being a good mom is all about the right lighting.
Baby hands would just fall out of handcuffs. This is just not realistic enough for me.
"It's so adorable when they climb the walls and speak in tongues."