Totally worth having a baby with a flat head.
It's always warm enough for a picnic in the underworld.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.
I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.
"One day you'll be big and overpriced and you'll have your very own douchebag to drive around."
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Being a good mom is all about the right lighting.
Baby hands would just fall out of handcuffs. This is just not realistic enough for me.
"It's so adorable when they climb the walls and speak in tongues."