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    Women can do anything, and that includes failing really hard.

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    I'd be worried about what his future kids will think, but there's no chance he's having sex again.

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Motherly Advice

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 28, 2016 at 4:00PM

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So… you want me to skip school and sleep all day in a kale field while high on pot brownies? If you insist, mom.

[via Imgur]

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Sorry Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 27, 2016 at 10:00PM

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It’s cute that mom thinks that getting a girlfriend will stop his frequent masturbation.

[via The Chive]

Slide Spotter

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 27, 2016 at 11:00AM

Don't feel too bad; she was bound to lose her baby skin soon anyway.

[via Vine]

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This Scared Mom Should Be Famous

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 24, 2016 at 12:00PM

Check out others that deserve fame.

This is the first time I've understood why people like Snapchat.

[via YouTube]

The Machines Fight Back

Posted by: Josh Keown | May 22, 2016 at 10:00PM

After ten hard fought rounds mom had enough prize tickets to get her kid a slap bracelet and inflatable guitar.

[via Idiod]

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