It's a bird… it's a plane… it just shit its pants!
Who knows? Maybe slightly digested peas and carrots are great for hair volume.
Meet Janice, her hobbies include chain smoking and watching daytime TV (court room shows mostly). What’s not to love?
Now that she is old and senile it’s usually served in her old shoes, but it’s still fantastic.
[via The Clearly Dope]
Not to Monday morning quarterback your tattoo, but it would have probably been more effective in the lower back region.