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You've Been Judged

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 20, 2016 at 3:00PM

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"She spends 3 hours in front of the mirror, but can't find 5 minutes to pack me more than a goddamn Lunchable?!"

[via The Chive]

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Tattoo Of The Week

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 16, 2016 at 5:00PM

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The thing I remember most about Mom was how she always used to snap her head back to dispense chalky candy from her neck. R.I.P.

Click here to check out more infamous ink.

[via Chzbgr]

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Refreshed

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 14, 2016 at 10:00PM

Uhhh dad, I think mom is about to leave you for a water fountain.

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Paternity Shoot

Posted by: Rachel Callman | September 13, 2016 at 2:00PM

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When you clean out an entire Chinese buffet, you have to take some pics to commemorate the occasion.

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Really Ties The Room Together

Posted by: Josh Keown | September 4, 2016 at 12:00PM

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Thankfully mom waited until I moved out to redecorate the house.

[via Izismile]

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