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Work It, Mom

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 24, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Her child’s first words were, “Landscape or portrait, mom?”

[via No Way Girl]

From Around the Web

Sonogram By Number

Posted by: TK Kelly | October 18, 2016 at 5:00PM

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Turned out she wasn't pregnant, it was just really bad gas. Still a nice painting, though.

[via Ebaum's World]

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Lil' Mama

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 18, 2016 at 10:00AM

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Forget dressing up as a princess, practice for your real future.

[via Izismile]

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Don't Tell Your Dad…

Posted by: Rachel Callman | October 13, 2016 at 10:00AM

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But guess who I'm meeting there on Friday night.

[via UberHumor]

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3 Easy Steps

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | October 10, 2016 at 11:00PM

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Three simple steps for the Mom who wants a clean break to start her new life.

[via WorldStar]

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