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Pockets Are Dumb

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 29, 2015 at 12:00PM

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Looks like his mom finally found a use for her extremely disappointing son.

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Stock Up

Posted by: Rachel Callman | January 22, 2015 at 4:00PM

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That's weird, the picture on the can doesn't look anything like my ex-boyfriend's mom.

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Mouthwatering

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | January 20, 2015 at 11:00PM

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Which one of you wants to order for Mom?

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10 Incredible Infomercial Gifs

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 9, 2015 at 3:00PM

Life is hard. Buying stuff makes life easier. And lucky for us, infomercials are here to tell us exactly what we need to buy to fix our shit lives.

Some say these late night TV staples are nothing more snake oil sales pitches that prey on the stupidity of the majority of our population, others say they are the last true American art form. Either way, I'm just glad there are people out there willing to help me solve the veritable Rubik's cube that is the modern bath towel.

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Valuable Family Time

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 4, 2015 at 2:00PM

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If mom listens closely she can probably hear all the terrible things other gamers are saying about her.

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