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Supermom

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 28, 2016 at 11:00AM

Supermom

It's a bird… it's a plane… it just shit its pants!

[via Izismile]

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From Around the Web

Your Daily Dose Of Birth Control

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 19, 2016 at 10:00PM

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Who knows? Maybe slightly digested peas and carrots are great for hair volume.

[via Imgur]

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Puppy Needs A Home

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 18, 2016 at 8:00PM

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Meet Janice, her hobbies include chain smoking and watching daytime TV (court room shows mostly). What’s not to love?

[via Reddit]

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Mom’s Famous Vegetable Soup

Posted by: Josh Keown | April 10, 2016 at 6:00PM

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Now that she is old and senile it’s usually served in her old shoes, but it’s still fantastic.

[via The Clearly Dope]

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So Romantic

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 29, 2016 at 9:00PM

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Not to Monday morning quarterback your tattoo, but it would have probably been more effective in the lower back region.

[via Reddit]