“Make a wish, bitch.” – Grandma
[via Rad Ass]
A lot of Prince Alberts have gone horribly wrong at 65mph.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
"No, for your information, my dress isn't too tight. I just really have to shit."
Dad finally found a way to desert the family without leaving behind his most prized possessions.
[via Bro My God]