I've had farts that lasted longer than this.
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Don’t do it, kid. They deduct points when you rip out the heart.
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He likes to call that finishing kick the “Weekend at Bernie’s.”
"Whaddya say after we finish punching each other in the face we grab a pizza, some brews and binge watch House of Cards on Netflix?"
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