Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Oh, it's a video. It was gonna be a douchey picture anyway. (above)
- How to make a lighter from a bubble gum wrapper. Macgyver that shit!
- The best missed connection ever. Thanks for smearing poop on my car.
- Hot girls with guns. I assume they're all in Texas?
- A woman was trapped in a wall and screamed for hours. Obviously everyone thought she was a ghost so nobody helped her.
- 46 crazy chinese counterfeit products. What's a trademark, anyway?
- Rolling Stone is catching heat for their cover featuring Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. Do people still think he's hot? I hate the world.
- A parkour goat gets some great height.
- It's finally ironic. You can breathe easy, weird people who were bothered by the song before.
- And 30 pictures of underboobs, because everyone wants to be horny on Wednesdays.
[video via Blame It On The Voices]