Tosh.0 Blog

Well Look At You!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 19, 2014 at 4:00PM

Missed Connection: You were standing in the corner of the club, sexy in your blue button down. You winked at me from across the room and my heart skipped. Later I tried to find you but you were gone. I was dressed as cereal.

[via Ratchet Mess Returns]

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What You're Saying About Tosh.0

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 19, 2014 at 7:00PM

Featuring some of the latest Twitter comments about Tosh.0.

A proper shitload of Tosh.0's has also been proven to help lower cholesterol, and when combined with milk, provide you with 125% of your daily calcium!

Whoa Look At That Range

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 15, 2014 at 10:00PM

So that’s why Oreo is “Milk’s Favorite Cookie.”

[via Izismile]

Goatmeal

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 11, 2014 at 1:00PM

This is pretty much as farm fresh as it gets.

[via Uber Humor]

Sexual Chocolate

Posted by: Josh Keown | March 24, 2014 at 8:00PM

Getting a blow job when you taste like milk chocolate shouldn't be a difficult thing to do.

[via Imgur]

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