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The Tortoise And Ya' Girl

Posted by: Ricky Carmona | April 6, 2015 at 11:00PM

What Splinter never taught the Turtles is that after a certain age pizza isn't what makes your hero come out of it's half shell.

[via Lol Hehehe]

From Around the Web

Twinsies!

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | August 4, 2014 at 5:00PM

Other things Daisy and Miley have in common:

1) Very long legs

2) They both use a TON of emojis.

3) Daisy was also engaged to Liam Hemsworth but they were both so young, ya know?

[via Daisy Bear Dog's Instagram]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | May 2, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

Bitches Be Cryin'

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | April 8, 2014 at 2:00PM

You NEVER know what situation you'll be in when your period strikes.

[via Barstool and Barstool again]

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | October 31, 2013 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web: