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It Only Gets Better From Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I bet if the singer had it to do all over again he would have screamed “THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT” and walked off the stage.

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Dramatic Interpretations of Facebook

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

A seventh grader's Facebook page is dramatic enough. But when you add a thrilling score and soap opera acting, it becomes almost as tragic as all of my high school friends' Facebook pages.

Tell me more about your baby daddy! He's not paying child support again? Fuck him and his new Camry! And his coworker from Albertson's you saw riding in it! You tell that dickwad off, Sara! I'm just going to start playing some background music.

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Talented Band Inspires Children

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 23, 2011 at 11:00AM

"With metal, anything is possible." -Abraham Lincoln*

*Not actual Abraham Lincoln quote

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Rappers Kill It At Middle School Talent Show

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

When I was in 7th grade my best friend Jocelyn and I did a project for our Social Studies class on artificial insemination.

The assignment was to make an educational video and, of course, everyone else took the easy route.

Our classmates filmed themselves baking cakes and giving their pets a bath. But Jocelyn and I wanted to educate our peers on something more meaningful. So, naturally, we tackled the topic of infertility.

I dressed up as a doctor and my brother and Jocelyn were my patients. And by the end of our educational video, they had birthed a tiny baby!

As you can imagine, the project was magnificent.

But for some reason our teacher wouldn't less us show the class. In fact, we were told not to speak of it again.

I guess what I'm saying is, we all did things in middle school that maybe we shouldn't have been so proud of.

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It's Beginning To Look A Lot Like

Posted by: Carly Hallam | December 20, 2010 at 12:00PM

Trololo la, la-la-la, la-la-la!

When an Evangelical university sang a Christmas carol version of the Bed Intruder Song, we all thought it was weird. But now a Wisconsin children's choir is singing a Christmas carol version of Trololo. And somehow it makes "Carol of the Bed Intruder" seem completely normal.

Hillary Clinton, Guy Fawkes, and Santa will all serenade you now. I gotta go take my meds.

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