Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch porn star Lisa Ann spit hot fire. I'm scared, yet oddly horny.
- Florida is opening a gun range that also serves alcohol. Because Florida wanted to remind us all how fucking Florida they are.
- New app let's you talk to someone who's taking a shit while you're taking a shit. Technology is truly a gift.
- Watch these pigs jump hurdles. But by all means, don't get up.
- JJ Watt threw a perfect pass to a fan in the upper deck, and the Texans have to be legitimately considering playing him at QB.
- This study says you'll eventually dump all your childhood friends. But thanks to Facebook, you'll always be able to judge them from afar.
- Bras are evil, and should not be part of your Friday.