• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 21, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


From Around the Web

It Only Gets Better From Here

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 22, 2014 at 10:00PM

I bet if the singer had it to do all over again he would have screamed “THANK YOU, GOODNIGHT” and walked off the stage.

[via Fail Blog]

Dramatic Interpretations of Facebook

Posted by: Carly Hallam | February 8, 2012 at 2:00PM

A seventh grader's Facebook page is dramatic enough. But when you add a thrilling score and soap opera acting, it becomes almost as tragic as all of my high school friends' Facebook pages.

Tell me more about your baby daddy! He's not paying child support again? Fuck him and his new Camry! And his coworker from Albertson's you saw riding in it! You tell that dickwad off, Sara! I'm just going to start playing some background music.

[via VVV]







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Talented Band Inspires Children

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 23, 2011 at 11:00AM

"With metal, anything is possible." -Abraham Lincoln*

*Not actual Abraham Lincoln quote

[via College Humor]

Rappers Kill It At Middle School Talent Show

Posted by: Carly Hallam | March 15, 2011 at 2:00PM

When I was in 7th grade my best friend Jocelyn and I did a project for our Social Studies class on artificial insemination.

The assignment was to make an educational video and, of course, everyone else took the easy route.

Our classmates filmed themselves baking cakes and giving their pets a bath. But Jocelyn and I wanted to educate our peers on something more meaningful. So, naturally, we tackled the topic of infertility.

I dressed up as a doctor and my brother and Jocelyn were my patients. And by the end of our educational video, they had birthed a tiny baby!

As you can imagine, the project was magnificent.

But for some reason our teacher wouldn't less us show the class. In fact, we were told not to speak of it again.

I guess what I'm saying is, we all did things in middle school that maybe we shouldn't have been so proud of.

[via BWE]






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