• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 1, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


I Gets Tattoo

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 12, 2013 at 3:00PM

It's times like this when you with the Microsoft Word paperclip showed up at tattoo parlors.

[via FAIL Blog]

Marketing Fail

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | November 17, 2009 at 2:01PM

It's another planned sporadic Windows 7 celebration!  Wow, seems so natural and unrehearsed.  Let's look at the description by the person who "caught" this and posted it:

The Blackeyed Peas compel the employees at the Microsoft Store in Mission Viejo, California to break out in dance, let their hair down and have some fun. This is an amazing store, the employees seem really excited and engaged, almost happy to be at work. My favorite parts are when people walking in the mall come inside the store, join in the dancing and have some fun. The amazing thing is that people are in the store for hours, they love interacting with the software and learning about new technology.

Sure, sounds just as natural as your Windows 7 party video.   People really ARE excited about computer operating systems!

[via Engadget]

Microsoft Never Understood Marketing

Posted by: Joselyn Hughes | October 8, 2009 at 2:00PM

Here I was, thinking that Microsoft's attempt at a viral video marketing campaign for Windows 7 a couple weeks ago was the worst thing I'd ever seen, but ah! Not true!

THIS is Microsoft's worst marketing video I've ever seen.

Someone actually wrote this! If you don't feel like listening to crappy mid-90's sitcom dialogue combined with a Windows '95 tutorial for ten minutes, here's my favorite snippet:

Lady: Now let's load up the task bar; I'll show you what it does.
Jennifer Aniston: Task bar? Is that anything like a Snicker's bar? Does that have nougat?
Matthew Perry: What is nougat, does anybody know that?
[insert Seinfeld bass riff]

Matthew Perry is really at the height of his Chandler-ness in this video– it's intense.

And Jennifer Aniston too!? I'm so excited I'm going to go get "The Rachel" and avoid buying anything Microsoft makes for the rest of my life.

Thanks Bill Gates!

[via Reddit]