Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Leg cramps are gross. Can we get a doctor to cut the alien out of him?
- These kids combined their senior quotes to tell one long joke. Better than professing your eternal love for a girl who will dump you before summer's over.
- An oral history of Big League Chew. It's delicious. That is all.
- Microsoft celebrates 25 years of solitaire with a tournament. But no one showed up for fear of social interaction.
- This Brazilian politician was caught watching porn during a parliament meeting. They're a horny people.
- Enrique Iglesias almost lost his fingers trying to grab a drone. It's hard not to be entranced by spinny blades.
- Girls in glasses are hot. Then again, these girls would be hot in old trash bags.
- Kim Kardashian is pregnant again. I can only assume we'll soon be saying hello to South West.