Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Women react to getting their nipples pierced. It's pretty much how you'd think a nip stabbing would go.
- A beer tuck collided with a truck full of potato chips on the highway. This was a sausage delivery truck away from perfection.
- Microsoft deactivated their AI twitter bot after it became a racist monster. If you ignore all the pro-Hitler stuff this was quite a technological achievement.
- A man threw his 13-foot python at the customers of an LA restaurant. This story has much more of a Florida feel to it.
- Learn what happens to the waste from airplane toilets. I always assumed they just emptied over Nebraska.
- These jobs will likely be taken over by robots. Bring it on, blog-bot.
- Thursdays are ample in the breast region.