• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

WCW: Arm Wrestle Break – Pip

Posted by: Rachel Callman | December 16, 2015 at 6:00PM

A weekly shout out to some of the many ladies of Tosh.0.

Really makes you wonder…if you broke both of your arms, would you have someone to wipe your butt?

[via Tosh.0]

From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

This Is What Showtime Looks Like

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

showtimecar

"So I keep having this reoccurring dream about Winnie-The-Pooh, Michelle Obama and Tyra Banks." – The only reasonable excuse for this paint job.

[via Break]

Presidential Photobomb

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 28, 2011 at 2:00PM

I was all like, "One day I will photobomb the President." And they were all like, "Don't hold your breath."

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Just How Many Hands Does Michelle Obama Have?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 29, 2011 at 5:00PM

Earlier today I asked you guys to take an in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands. And now, we've got another extremity mystery on our, well, hands.

In this photo of the President and First Lady deboarding a plane in Chicago, Michelle clearly has a case of extrahanditis.

The people cried Photoshop but, as it turns out, it's just Michelle's mother's hand.

BO-ring. I prefer to believe that the First Lady has one hand permanently holding onto the President and another two that she uses to lift weights and wave.