• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | November 21, 2014 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

From Around the Web

This Is What Showtime Looks Like

Posted by: Josh Keown | October 26, 2013 at 10:00AM

"So I keep having this reoccurring dream about Winnie-The-Pooh, Michelle Obama and Tyra Banks." – The only reasonable excuse for this paint job.

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Presidential Photobomb

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 28, 2011 at 2:00PM

I was all like, "One day I will photobomb the President." And they were all like, "Don't hold your breath."

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Just How Many Hands Does Michelle Obama Have?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | April 29, 2011 at 5:00PM

Earlier today I asked you guys to take an in-depth look at the size of Cee-Lo Green's hands. And now, we've got another extremity mystery on our, well, hands.

In this photo of the President and First Lady deboarding a plane in Chicago, Michelle clearly has a case of extrahanditis.

The people cried Photoshop but, as it turns out, it's just Michelle's mother's hand.

BO-ring. I prefer to believe that the First Lady has one hand permanently holding onto the President and another two that she uses to lift weights and wave.

It's Just Twitter, Scott Baio

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | January 21, 2010 at 3:00PM


Scott Baio has been freaking out on Twitter.

Here's the quickest recap I can possibly do (which is all Scott Baio really deserves): He posted this on Twitter, people freaked out, he started getting death threats, and then he freaked out.

First, people, it's Scott Baio.  Scott… freaking… Baio.  This man is a certified idiot.  It's not worth our time to get offended by anything he does.  In fact, the only thing we could possibly be offended by is that he had as long of an acting career as he did.  And, honestly, that's your fault society.  Not his.

Second, Scott Baio, it's just Twitter, dude!  I tweet death threats to the people I follow on Twitter all the time.  I just tweeted a death threat to my coworker Joselyn, like, a few seconds ago for pretty much no good reason whatsoever.


So everyone just needs to relax, okay?

I'm sure all 6,000 Scott Baio followers will get over it…