• Zoom Zoom

    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    Sometimes you don't even know you're a bad person until you're on drugs.

  • #TBT

    Just in case it's been too long since you've masturbated to Daniel.

Tosh.0 Blog

The Kid Is Not My Grandson

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 14, 2016 at 1:00PM

He was looking like a smooth criminal until he broke every brittle bone in his body.

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From Around the Web

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 29, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | June 27, 2016 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:

 

King Of Pop The Hood

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 4, 2016 at 11:00AM

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Smooth ride, but best to tell the kids to steer clear of it.

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Don't Stop 'Til You Web Enough

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 18, 2016 at 11:00AM

Mary Jane is not my lover; she's just a girl who claims that I am the one…

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