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    This would just look like a normal-sized plane in Trump's hands.

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    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

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New Menu Item

Posted by: Josh Keown | August 27, 2016 at 2:00PM

tacoblizzard

There’s high and then there’s eating a cup of frozen taco high.

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Tosh.0 Caption Challenge Results: Chow Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 22, 2015 at 12:00PM

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The food they sell out of the back of that truck all tastes like shit.

We received tons of comments in our most recent Tosh.0 Caption Challenge.

After looking at your likes, we picked the caption above from a comment left by Dirk Side.

Don't like it? See other top captions by checking out the comments from Monday's post.

Thanks to everyone who submitted! Come back next Monday at 4pm for another edition.

[Mladen Antonov/Staff/Getty Images]

Tosh.0 Caption Challenge: Chow Time

Posted by: Rachel Callman | May 18, 2015 at 4:00PM

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You wanna taco 'bout that outfit?

Think you have a better caption for this image?

Post your own joke about this picture in the comments. Then check back Friday at noon when we'll post our favorite!

And help us choose our favorite by liking the captions you think are best. We'll take your likes into consideration when making our pick.

[Mladen Antonov/Staff/Getty Images]

If There's No Carbs It's Good For You, Right?

Posted by: Matt Koff | May 13, 2013 at 6:00PM

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Hey, how's your Doritos Locos Taco? (Pussy.)

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I ALSO Love Mexican

Posted by: Matt Koff | March 14, 2013 at 5:00PM

This is actually the only correct way to disinfect one of these.

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