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Harsh Coffee

Posted by: TK Kelly | April 23, 2015 at 5:00PM

TwatMug

I know she seems too young, but the mug has spoken.

[via Daily Garlic]

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From Around the Web

If You're Brave Enough

Posted by: Rachel Callman | April 14, 2015 at 2:00PM

with care

Unnecessary warning. Everything you slide up your ass should be done with some measure of care.

[via Emok]

If You Say So…

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 31, 2015 at 5:00PM

GarageLab

Between this and the "Not a sex dungeon" sign on his basement, I'm starting to wonder about Larry.

[via MLML]

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Healthy Living

Posted by: TK Kelly | March 30, 2015 at 1:00PM

OrganicEating

That's not necessarily true. Much of today's pussy has been pumped full of antibiotics.

[via Bro Bible]

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Mommy's Little Vandal

Posted by: Rachel Callman | March 25, 2015 at 4:00PM

car scratch mom

It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.

[via Fail.to]

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