I know she seems too young, but the mug has spoken.
[via Daily Garlic]
Unnecessary warning. Everything you slide up your ass should be done with some measure of care.
Between this and the "Not a sex dungeon" sign on his basement, I'm starting to wonder about Larry.
That's not necessarily true. Much of today's pussy has been pumped full of antibiotics.
[via Bro Bible]
It's "you're" – but whatever, you don't need good grammar to be a career criminal.