Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
- Watch this model take down 5 feet of sandwich in minutes. That should hold her over for a few years.
- Is using artificial sweetener just like using cancer powder? No way, cancer powder is way more delicious.
- These are the best lines from the 50 Shades spinoff Grey. At least now I know there's a polar opposite of sexy.
- Turns out it isn't chlorine that's making your eyes red in the pool. Let's just say R. Kelly really enjoys public pools.
- Can I interest you in an 8-inch gummy pizza? It's perfect for when you want your lunch order to tell your boss you're definitely high.
- Check out this PornHub comment thread about lasagna. Hold on, let me grab some tissues.
- Tiger Woods is pretty bad at golf now. At least missing the cut this weekend will give him some extra time with that legal Washington weed.
- Round out your week with these girls in yoga pants. Which would be hot even if they were called dead puppy pants.