Very few people know that scorpion venom tastes like vanilla..
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
He's texting his "cleaner"; "Did it again. Blood everywhere. Need you at the bowling alley ASAP."
The road workers dealing with 100-degree temperatures have hit peak bitterness.
We only felt comfortable doing this because we have an upstanding, respectful fan base.