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The Weather Outside Is Frightful

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 18, 2015 at 8:00PM

watchyousleep

Just so we’re clear, does that include the 15 minutes of porn surfing I do before sleeping?

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He Does What The Magnets Tell Him

Posted by: TK Kelly | January 12, 2015 at 3:00PM

KillEveryone

Little Damien is already terrifying on a fifth grade level.

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Whatever You Say, Shirt

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 18, 2014 at 3:00PM

TryAnal

It's true though, keeping calm is essential. Tension is the archenemy of anal.

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relax

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Cake Is Cake

Posted by: TK Kelly | December 2, 2014 at 5:00PM

You can call me whatever you want as long as it's Funfetti.

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Up To Dress Code

Posted by: TK Kelly | November 19, 2014 at 5:00PM

I assume he's the English as a Second Language teacher's favorite.

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children

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Sex

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