Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Is this the single dumbest thing I've posted in 3 years? That's a fair question…
[via Acid Cow]
To be fair, you did just call her a slut who doesn't even know the father of her kittens.
Remember, leaving your cat plugged in when it's already fully charged will only make it die sooner.