So this is where cats go when they sneak out of the house.
Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.
Save some of that ferocity for your wedding night, little lady.
This election year feels like we're living in an episode of Drunk Future. Minus the robots.
Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:
Is this the single dumbest thing I've posted in 3 years? That's a fair question…
[via Acid Cow]
To be fair, you did just call her a slut who doesn't even know the father of her kittens.
Remember, leaving your cat plugged in when it's already fully charged will only make it die sooner.