Someone created a Keyboard Cat toy!
Now if only he could create a time machine to go back 2 years to when people might actually have wanted one of these.
[via The Daily What]
We can learn a lot from children. Naps are a necessity, sharing is overrated, and picking your nose is okay as long as you have somewhere to stash the booger.
Also, planking, is just dumb.
It seems even more ridiculous through the eyes of kids. They're as open-minded as they come but they still find this behavior unacceptable.
"We're running out of stuff to post on the Internet!!!!"
No shit, Sloane. Nooo shit.
A bar in Washington has created an Internet meme-specific drink menu.
Where's the Toshtini? They can't get their hands on bottled water, tap water and Lymon?
Or what about my new concoction, the Tosh.0 Blogger? 10 beers, 2 bottles of red wine, drink one after another at breakneck speed, wake up the next morning and realize you are still alive, repeat.
[via journo-fascist profiteer]