• Caption Challenge

    We like to make our dinner feel very important before violently murdering it.

  • Tosh on Tour

    Do something you won’t regret. Go see Daniel live on tour.

  • #WCW

    At least she doesn't have to deal with dry elbows in the winter.

  • #TBT

    And with that, he packed up his dreams of being able to walk again.

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What You're Missing On The Internet

Posted by: TK Kelly | August 19, 2015 at 4:30PM

Since you spend all day on the Tosh blog, here's what you're missing on the rest of the web:


From Around the Web

Happy 14th Birthday, Cody!

Posted by: Carly Hallam | November 10, 2011 at 5:00PM

Uh, thanks, Mom. I'm just gonna to my room now.

I'll bring the cake.

[via i-a-b]

Victoria's Secret Model Cast in Transformers 3

Posted by: Carly Hallam | June 1, 2010 at 3:00PM

Remember when Michael Bay saved the world by putting his "small" project on hold to work on Transformers 3? Well now he's gone and done us all another huge favor by casting Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Shia LeBeouf's love interest in the film.

"I don't understand how this effects me personally," you're saying. Excellent point. However, I would like to take this opportunity to explain what Bay's creative decision has done for our society.

He's shown actress-wannabes across the nation that you need nothing more than a body that looks good in panties to be cast in a multi-million dollar franchise. No experience? No talent? No problem.

In addition, by casting one of the only people in the world less believable than Megan Fox as Sam Witwicky's girlfriend, Michael Bay has defied the norm. He's broken stereotypes and shown average, dorky college kids everywhere that they too can date supermodels.

Wow. Right? We owe Michael Bay at least another $700 million for this groundbreaking work.

[via Coming Soon]

Is Megan Fox Hot Enough For You?

Posted by: Mike Pomranz | May 11, 2010 at 4:00PM

Here's the context on this image…

Eh, F' it.  You get the point.  No woman is hot enough for Tron Guy.

[via Reddit]



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Megan Fox Made Un-Sexy

Posted by: Chris Lesinski | October 1, 2009 at 1:00PM

Megan? Is that you?

Make-up artists and hair stylists spend hours and hours making Megan Fox look good. Well, better, at least. Make-up can do a number on acne but it doesn’t go very far on a thumb that looks like it’s been stepped on by a Transformer.

All the time spent and salaries paid primping an actress can be undone in less than 30 minutes by a loser with a computer whose entire anatomy looks only marginally better than Fox’s thumb. And I think that leveling-of-the-playing-field is more beautiful than both. Don’t you?

Manofest has 19 more images of Megan Fox un-foxed by internet creeps with Photoshop.

[via Gorilla Mask]