She's mastered the 400m Hurtles.
[via The Chive]
Wait, if they're both named Nipple how do you tell them apart?
It's a big night in every man's life when he gets naked and introduces his mom to the rubber doll he fucks.
[via LOL Hehehe]
They say it's what's on the inside that counts, but only a fool would just listen without checking.
After last night's indisputably genius Unclaimed Domain Names segment, some of you had the financial foresight to snatch these gems up before it was too late. You didn't exactly do what we would have, but still, we like your moxie…