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Yeah, Thanks

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 14, 2014 at 6:00PM

Somehow this is less scary than “Just Married.”

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Get His Blood Flowing

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you're not a board certified medical professional, do not attempt the full-body jerk off.

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Favorite New Mall Kiosk

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

It's recommended to have a good vaginal tightening every three years or 3,000 dicks.

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Let's See What We've Got Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 24, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Dylan, you could've just asked me to stop reading 50 Shades."

"You wouldn't have stopped, Mom. You wouldn't have stopped."

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Oh, You're Having A Bad Day?

Posted by: Carly Hallam | August 31, 2011 at 4:00PM

Well why don't you tell 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher about it? Oh wait, he has pruning shears lodged in his eye socket. So he probably doesn't want to hear about how your roommate's car was blocking yours in this morning.

Also, he's 86. So his hearing might not be that great anyway.

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