Somehow this is less scary than “Just Married.”
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If you're not a board certified medical professional, do not attempt the full-body jerk off.
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It's recommended to have a good vaginal tightening every three years or 3,000 dicks.
"Dylan, you could've just asked me to stop reading 50 Shades."
"You wouldn't have stopped, Mom. You wouldn't have stopped."
[via The Chive]
Well why don't you tell 86-year-old Leroy Luetscher about it? Oh wait, he has pruning shears lodged in his eye socket. So he probably doesn't want to hear about how your roommate's car was blocking yours in this morning.
Also, he's 86. So his hearing might not be that great anyway.
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