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News Of The Week!

Posted by: TK Kelly | September 25, 2014 at 1:00PM

Man has long dreamed of the day where he can speak of how high he is in slices.

[via HuffPo Weird]

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Yeah, Thanks

Posted by: Josh Keown | June 14, 2014 at 6:00PM

Somehow this is less scary than “Just Married.”

[via Acid Cow]

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Get His Blood Flowing

Posted by: TK Kelly | May 21, 2014 at 3:00PM

If you're not a board certified medical professional, do not attempt the full-body jerk off.

[via Gfy Cat]

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Favorite New Mall Kiosk

Posted by: Josh Keown | January 8, 2014 at 8:00PM

It's recommended to have a good vaginal tightening every three years or 3,000 dicks.

[via Imgur]

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Let's See What We've Got Here

Posted by: Sam Jarvis | September 24, 2013 at 10:00AM

"Dylan, you could've just asked me to stop reading 50 Shades."

"You wouldn't have stopped, Mom. You wouldn't have stopped."

[via The Chive]

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