Our forefathers were straight up nasty.
We appreciate a woman who knows what she wants. And that can make a rhyme that taunts.
October 6th is all about the ladies
Weirdos always hunt in packs.
Add some melted snow and you've got a hearty Christmas stew!
[via Unique Daily]
I couldn't find any gingerbread, but I WAS able to slaughter 17 animals.
[via Happy Place]
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